Alfred wasn’t his real name, but it’s how most knew him. He described himself as a cross between George Clooney and Clint Eastwood. However, the comparison required a good imagination…

“You’re homeless!?” Greg was concerned. “I didn’t say that.” Kevin was not. “You said you were evicted.” Greg lowered his voice in Home Depot, although there was no one nearby…

“I’m telling you, she was a witch.” “Thank you, Mrs. Miller.” Detective Barnes glanced over at his partner who was concluding his interview, then looked down to review his notes,…

“I hate him.” Kelly was unpersuasive. “You say that about all your guys.” Veronica continued stocking crackers. “I hate him the most.” Kelly opened another case of Trader Joe’s crackers…

Dear Life, I’m writing to express my dissatisfaction with the recent years you’ve provided. Frankly, they haven’t lived up to the marketing brochure that lured me into this existence. As…